Movie Review: Tashan - 'Aaditya ki Aag'!

This is so late. I got too lazy after seeing this movie that I don't want to write this. But then I felt that I suffered this, but no one should! So I am writing this.:)

Tashan is having same story line as 'Musafir' (starring Sanjay Dutt, Anil Kapoor and Sameera Reddy) had. The difference is, in musafir anil was the suspect by sanjay dutt, here saif ali khan is suspect by anil kapoor. And kareena is the gal who robbed anil's money as sameera has done in musafir.

But rather than comparing it, we should say it 'Aaditya Chopra ki Aag'! Yes, because I think YashRaj has gone mad and making sucking movies now days.

Story is very simple. Anil is bhaiyaaji, a big don. Kareena is working with him as her father killed by anil as he had not paid borrowed money taken from him. She plays a game of love with saif ali khan, who is a call center guy, likes to play with girls. And then the game starts. She ran away with bhaiyaaji's money.

So bhaiyaaji call Bacchan pandey (Akshay kumar) to catch both of them and want them dead. Akshay and saif are after kareena to catch her and the story goes on.

Seriously, no good storyline, no cool music nothing in this movie. This time vishal-shekhar has not done so great music. One or two songs are just ok. The story is a big bore. Only actor here is akshay is some manner but though don't watch it!

Stars: Anil Kapoor AKA 'bhaiyaaji', Akshay Kumar AKA 'Bacchan Pandey', Kareena Kapoor AKA 'Pooja Singh', Saif Ali Khan AKA 'Jimmy'.
Our ratings: 1 star
Music: Vishal-Shekhar

Movie:Krazzy4 - crazzy who had seen it!

we were expecting this as a good comedy but this is a serious film having four crazzy (really mental patients) characters.

The story starts around these 4 mad people but after it will go crazy and you can't understand why its needed?

The story has no meaning and no relation to these 4 characters.Even the 4th character ( named daboo played by suresh menan) has no dialogues at all! What rakesh roshan tried to do no one can understand this time.Though rakhi,shahrukh and hritik's item dances are there, but its not so attractive thing.Also the music is not as much good as rajesh roshan has done before in his brother's films!

juhi chavla is a doctor in mental hospital. She was involved in a case to certify one big criminal a mental patient.When she is kidnnaped, these 4 mental patients are there.And now they are finding juhi to help and save her from the criminals.

No good story, no comedy, no music, no serious acting. Rajpal yadav,irfan khan just wasted their time for promos as i think.i am still not getting why Arshad warsi has accepted this role!

Overall, don't waste your money for this crap movie in cinemas.Big waste of time,money and mind.Hopeless story, and just ok music.
Our rating: 1 star (because this is the lowest possible to give here and we don't have in minus category)

Saawariyaa - Worst movie - fully faltu ever!

Yah and this review is really truth man…

I just seen this movie in my player in just 15 minutes… and no scene or thing like I think to stop and see it! Oh god…. I mean what SLB(Sanjya Leela Bhansali) think of himself..? he should Farah khan’s team either or must join business of bhangarwala!

DON’T see it… Dangerous to health….

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Just see the frustration level of the spectators


To say Saawariya is a crappy movie would not be correct. Horrendously Ridiculous comes close, but it doesn't really capture the essence of the absurdity that this movie is. After watching this movie I felt like tying up Sanjay Leela Bansali alone in a room, forcing him to watch a cockroach chase a spider round-and-round a water fountain for 3 hours. That too in blue light. Because seriously, that's what this entire movie is. It's two grossly untalented kids, who probably got kicked out of college for lack of attendance and ended up on this set to spend the rest of the day. And for the love of God, I can't figure out why the whole movie is in blue! Maybe the director was trying to get every frame half-black half-blue so that the WinZip compression would work better to save some electrons, what with all the global warming and all. That's the best explanation I could come up with, because nothing else can explain the lack of daylight (or plain light, for that matter) in this movie.

Sawaariya is one long song with some breaks for dialog. And by dialog I mean girly giggling by the chic and some punch-me-in-the-face expressions accompanied by pig-like grunting by the hero. One wonders if all the actors are the props and the set is the real star in this movie. I came really close to concluding that the bridge-over-the-fake-river is the central star of the movie, because everyone of the other actors looks like they were made of rock. And the rocks had moss growing over them. And the rocks were painted blue.

No Smoking - A typical message telling suspense!

Yah , you can say it suspense in one way.

I think, this film is made by government or Anti Smoking organization!
Film is quite simple and tells the message 'Smoking is injurious to health' in a different way. It shows different factors affected by smoking.
K(John Abraham) is the rich man who is a chain smoker. He starts smoking with the sunrise and up to his day ends! His wife(Ayesha Takia) hates smoking and always pressurize him to leave cigarette. But K is too rude because of his childhood.
One of his friend has joined some organization which helps to leave smoking of every kind.So when K's wife decided to leave him, he committed to join the organization to stop smoking.He goes down there... And the film takes new twist from here. The organization does various kinds of tortures on the person who still try to smoke.An K suffers all of that but at last he is free from smoking.

Only the suspense of the anti smoking organization(called 'prayog shala' in the film) is the only thing which may be hold you.Nothing else is interesting. No good music. No cool stars. No acting (obviously, from john you can't expect that :) )

But still all smokers must see this film. After all its a good message giving film :). But why the hell they wasted so much money for a just a stop smoking kind of message? They can even better sign big stars for this kind of small ad or documentary in cheaper price :).

So overall what i say is, Don't waste your money on seeing this. But please stop smoking. :)